I’m weird. I know this. And I say some bizarre shit. Anyone who follows me on Twitter and Facebook could probably tell you that there a few gaping holes in my brain-to-mouth filter. But I will never, ever understand these people who want to be (in)famous for their weirdness.

Remember the guy who got his 15 minutes of fame with his “LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOONE” video on YouTube? (If not, here it is.) Well I think he and the guy in this video are BFFs.

Oh.My.Gawd. Seriously?

I’m a pretty ballsy chick but even I don’t have the cojones to publicly humiliate myself for the sake of Internet popularity. If I’m going to embarrass myself, it’s going to be in the privacy of my own home or, ya know, whatever bar I happen to be at. (Ask Big Sexy how I tripped over the front bumper of his car then used the trash can – the one with WHEELS on it – to catch my fall and did a face plant on the front steps. Actually, you’d have to ask him because I don’t remember it. In fact, I don’t believe it really happened. He probably made it up. Yeah, that’s it. He made it up.)

Now you’ve probably noticed that these two…um… boys have something in common. And it ain’t their eye color. They are flamboyantly gay. No, I’m not picking on the gay boys. Gay boys are fun. They’re hilarious, they’re brutally honest. (”Oh, honey, muffin tops belong in bakeries, not jeans!”) Gay boys do not have a monopoly on Bizarro World.

Exhibit A: Tila Tequila’s Ustream videos

Did we not learn from the Britney Spears head-shaving train wreck? Do NOT have your mental breakdowns in public! (Oh, and don’t give me any crap about picking on gay people again. Tila is NOT a lesbian. She just plays one on TV.)

How stupid drunk high stupid do you have to be to go on the Internets on a live video stream and act like a total moron when you know it’s going to be seen by hundreds of thousands of people, on trashy gossip mags, major blogs, and TV shows?

Oh. Wait. I get it. That’s the point, huh?

Well thank you, Paris Hilton, for lowering the freakin’ bar. Idiot. Now I have to go listen to some NPR and read the Wall Street Journal before my brain cells start dying off in massive numbers.