Here’s a list of the Top 5 Most Common Names I’ve Been Called (in no particular order):
Bitch
Slut
Whore
Psycho
White Trash
Now ask me how many of those bother me. Answer: not a one.
Well, the Psycho one bothers me only when I haven’t actually given them a good reason to call me that. Once I’ve cracked you upside your [...]
I’ve never jumped on the “Wal Mart Sucks” bandwagon but I’ve never been a Wally World devotee either. I can take it or leave it although I did shop there more often after Target made it onto my shit list. (They still owe me $20 damnit!)
But Wal Mart and I just haven’t been getting along [...]
I freakin’ LOVE Halloween. It’s my favorite holiday (with Christmas and 4th of July rounding out the top 3) and I’ve passed my love of all things creepy to my Munchkin too. I swear, that kid starts thinking about what she wants to be for Halloween in like August.
One of the reasons I like it [...]
You know how people will ask, maybe as part of some “get to know you” quiz, what superpower you would choose if you could have one? My answer is almost always “invisibility”…although sometimes I mix it up and go with mental telepathy or something. But then it would be my luck that I would have [...]
