Here’s a list of the Top 5 Most Common Names I’ve Been Called (in no particular order):
Bitch
Slut
Whore
Psycho
White Trash
Now ask me how many of those bother me. Answer: not a one.
Well, the Psycho one bothers me only when I haven’t actually given them a good reason to call me that. Once I’ve cracked you upside your [...]
I have somehow lost like an entire week. Between celebrating my birthday, freaking out over the idea that 40 is only 2 years away, getting in touch with old friends from high school and hanging out with an old boyfriend, and seeing my therapist again for the first time in several months just to discuss [...]
What’s with all of the polls and blog posts and status updates about how bad the new Facebook sucks? Look, when you create a website that turns into a worldwide phenomenon with millions of users and you’re laughing your 24 yr old ass off all the way to the bank and stopping to chat with [...]
Sorry to disappoint my exes and their attorneys or whoever else they have spying on me. I am not talking about drug detox. Feel free to have me tested however you want. Even hair follicles. I swear I won’t go all Britney Spears on you. Seriously, I cried when I cut off 10 inches of [...]
Its no secret that I enjoy being single. I’m not one of those women who feels incomplete without a man and I don’t sit around on Saturday nights with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s wondering what’s wrong with me.
I know what’s wrong with me. I’m busy and I’m independent. And apparently I intimidate some [...]
